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The official poker card for Mueller's
Saturday night wrap party

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$14.99

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Critics are saying, "We're gonna need more soap"

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people (Ok two people) to point out the hypocrisy, the narcissism, the craven greed, identify the guilty, assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which they are entitled, and demonstrate a complete lack of credence or viability to the opinions of the deluded. beguiled, and bewildered.

We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, though some might be born to a life of privilege, indulgence (let’s cut to the chase here; his father was in the Klan) with certain unalienable rights, that amount these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit and humiliation of those who might betray such rights. Governments are instituted among men (and women; 21st century people) deriving their just powers from the consent of the majority of the people (you know where this is going) or perhaps just Ruth Bader Ginsburg (you weren’t expecting that).

That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends or shall brandish the hammer and sickle it shall be the duty of the people (or two really pissed off guys and an artist they found on the internets) to drag the perpetrators of those who shall commit such torts through the streets for public humiliation and ill-advised humor. We hold these truths to be self evident (others not so much).

“This deck is full of Ace-Holes” - Tessio

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“The best gift
for any resister”
- Ted C.

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“If you love Trump you’ll hate these cards”
- Luca B.

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“They make Paul Ryan look really bad”
- Everyone

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“A deck of cheaters
‘for cheaters”
- Fredo

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